Love getting feedback that includes several teammates gassing me up 😊

I feel wary when I see someone criticize western medicine cause idk if they mean “doctors are racist” or “Dr Sebi fan”

Sorry but Lois Lane just doesn’t exist in my brain so every time I see an ad for Superman and Lois my brain is like LOIS GRIFFIN???

one time when i was a kid i found an ipod in a freeway underpass and last year i lost my airpods in a rental car and found a pair on the ground like a week later

Like egg white box isn’t a hot look but neither is magenta, neon green, and navy

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I get that renovations can often kill the appeal of older decor and all but it’s funny when sometimes these old houses will have the most garish clashing paint scheme before they painted it over lol

What would you even DO with discarded foreskins

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I just saw a Qanon meme talking about adrenochrome and a “foreskin supply” and it took me a second to realize that they were being 100% sincere and antisemitic

This isn’t actually an internet-specific phenomenon but it is where you see it the most these days

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Love the brand of internet feminist who sees unreasonable standards being put on women and says “men should go through this too”

Can’t WAIT till I’m vaccinated and I can see my family and friends

GOD I was already in the urn but my boyfriend decided to start watching it’s a sin 😖

I *know* it’s because of pandemic but I really just feel like garbo

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Having one of those nights where I feel totally isolated and looked over and I’m just 🙃

lmao my phones internet straight up not working with 5G enabled. Thanks t mobile

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It's like the internet, but gayer.