Dude at the airport here with his mask off and breathing heavy and coughing

Alex boosted

legally changing my name to wigstan holepix

"Um, hag is a slur i can reclaim as a woman"

i love when people get mad in online video games

constantly thinking about how god is a homophobe for not giving my guts an eject button

remember when someone put lavender in a blunt and everyone got mad

Obsessed with this guy on Pawn Stars whose response to finding out his baseball cards were fake was "is my wife real, my cat, my kids?"

Multiple relatives remarked on my weight loss today 🥴

2g of carbs per can with 5% alcohol content? yes ma'am

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i want to kiss woodkid in his scruffy face

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It's like the internet, but gayer.