Just a big old homo (and a software dev sometimes)
LOVE this shirt
love posting indecipherable jargon
kinda mad that i can't apply my starcraft stutter step macro muscle memory to dota 2 because dota 2 implements angular momentum
i hate when i yawn and my shoulder muscles are like "excuse me? bitch? a cramp for you"
you love to see it
vet bills are like mini medical bills except my employer doesn't help with them
oh thank god my cat is eating again😌
saw this restaurant called smashburger today that is clearly trying to lure in gamers through mimickry
nvm, false alarm, the gps was just ass
Erin why........
I think my DoorDash driver took my dinner 💀
Sometimes you show hole, on private, as a treat
it speaks to the lapsed catholic in me, deeply
ngl it's kinda sick that biden has a comically huge grimoire of a family bible
idk how it even did this
so my chair broke randomly and i gotta initiate a warranty claim... thankfully steelcase has a kickass warranty for its chairs
Windwalker is immune to feeblemind. Head empty
Extremely funny to see British TERFs having a meltdown over Biden instituting protections for trans people
I see shit like this and I’m just like... this is gonna be forever isn’t it
I had a dream that someone tried to irl cancel me over old tumblr drama
It's like the internet, but gayer.