Just a big old homo (and a software dev sometimes)
Late night Waffle House 🤤
Spyro the Dragon...
Look at these two adorable motherfuckers 🥰
As a kid I never took baths so I never understood the appeal of soaking in a tub but now as an adult aware of Epsom salts I’m channeling this right now
Sweatin in the tub
Got my new dice box from @StaffandBranch@twitter.com today. Pairs gorgeously with the dice I got from @EVERYTHINGDICE@twitter.com 😚
Just nabbed this beauty from the latest @StaffandBranch@twitter.com drop
Sophia loves dad too 😚
Just me giving daddy a big ol' smooch
In related news, @Alpha_Hermes@twitter.com is a cuddly hunk who somehow manages to be hotter in person
y'all know what time it is
Thinking about the time @Archfeywarlock@twitter.com called me Squirt Hummel
The brain worms are FEASTING y’all
It's like the internet, but gayer.