Alex @alex@homo.dev

lol the clouds https://t.co/hwRagQn2Rj

cephalopussy

octopussy????????

Dude at the airport here with his mask off and breathing heavy and coughing

legally changing my name to wigstan holepix

"Um, hag is a slur i can reclaim as a woman"

i love when people get mad in online video games

constantly thinking about how god is a homophobe for not giving my guts an eject button

mentally i am here

remember when someone put lavender in a blunt and everyone got mad

Obsessed with this guy on Pawn Stars whose response to finding out his baseball cards were fake was "is my wife real, my cat, my kids?"

You have all failed me

Midnight yearning hours

Multiple relatives remarked on my weight loss today 🥴

i miss rugby :(

Conquest of spaces and chill

2g of carbs per can with 5% alcohol content? yes ma'am

WoW (wasted on white claws)

i want to kiss woodkid in his scruffy face