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i've decided i'm tired of people making squid game Deep

on the one hand dunking on ten year old tweets is rarely productive but on the other............. girl..................

i've tried like 10 times to get the gay ones and every time it just automatically replaces it in my cart with the patriot ones. lmfao

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me: [shopping for invisalign accessories] oh, they make pride-themed munchies? sure, why not
Esthetic Orthodontic Company of America: you moron. you fool. you idiot fruit. have some patriotism

guess i'm driving to georgia lmfao

Y’all let twinks get gassed up too much and then they act out smh

garfield................ i have to laugh

Castro Street crowds having a dance party to dragosta din tei 🪦

Decided to go for a framework laptop🤪

oh my god that image of that one cgi dude is buzz lightyear????????

sometimes you just put on touhou music. just to vibe

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Queer fediverse be like:

Check out my new album, "30 minutes of low bitrate white noise", available only on my gopher-over-IMCP server at epicqueergamer7hfai73pfam55oxhq.onion. Please connect only between 01:00 and 02:00 UTC for reasons I will *not* explain.

this appliance repair company's answering robot is so harshly loud... i feel like she's yelling at me in an empty gymnasium

honestly, dating a talented-ass chef is so awesome... we always eating good in this house 🥰

post-operative recovery is a pain in the ass tbh

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It's like the internet, but gayer.