chronos @chronos@homo.dev
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Attention m/m #MassEffect fans: "Pillowtalk" is my open-ended #fanfic of raunchy #mshenko (M!Shep/Kaidan) content.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14165781/chapters/32651679
crosspost from birdsite (probably NSFW)
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🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tooboshoo/status/1570505578061123585
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@WynterErik@twitter.com Very suspicious of the veracity of this article. It uses the phrase "minor-attracted people", which is well known to anyone who pays attention to 4chan because 4chan users ran a false flag campaign to pretend that they were gay men and trans women who were "coming out as MAP".
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dlkingauthor/status/1570160617759346689
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he doesn't bite
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/koarakeru/status/1569496419064754176
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"DMs are like tops: they can be annoying, but there's not enough of them to go around and they're vital to the process, so we have to be nice to them." - @titanpup , speaking nothing but truths.
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In Provincetown, a VERY flirty beard products salesbear asked me what kind of socks I was wearing because he loved the color, and I had to say 'Nasty Pig', and he said he'd never heard of it before and dear reader I entered a FRANTIC superposition of 'is this a bit' and wound up stammering frantically about Lululemon for bears.
Pretty often, my cat comes to hang out with me when I get stoned. Sometimes, she even asks for a secondhand hit. I feel like such a bad cat dad when I let her get high.
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Personal grooming and bitching about capitalism.
So I really struggle sometimes with zit outbreaks around my body. Especially hips and buttocks, which really knocks my confidence showing off my body.
After trying every advanced multi stage, expensive product under the sun to stop this I have found the most effective thing has been to.... *Drumroll*... just switch to cheap, old fashioned bar soap.
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"I am often struck by the dangerous narcissism fostered by spiritual rhetoric that pays so much attention to individual self-improvement and so little to the practice of love within the context of community."
― bell hooks
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My Sir and I got hatecrimed last weekend.
At this point we’re safe. Arrests have been made, and we hope prosecutions will follow.
Many thanks to everyone who reached out! Your support has been overwhelming, and the love we felt from you all has been as healing as any medicine.
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ai text, Worf tells Counselor Troi that he is thinking of wearing jorts
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Oh, look. A Keurig for lube.
Frodo: "I think I found the bottom!"
Sam: 😟
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One of the joys of watching sci-fi with my Daddy is that roughly twice per season one of us will suffer a catastrophic Nerd Breakdown (TM), pause the episode, and spend 10 minutes arguing passionately about how e.g. the economics of a single Belter family owning an asteroid mining ship make absolutely no sense, while the other plays some variant of "relaaaax, it's just theater dahling" straight man.
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i read a thing recently that blew my mind a little.
went something like:
people can imagine time travel to the past and one little act making massive differences in the timeline
but in their present they think even the greatest effort they can put in will not make any difference to the future
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I feel like bringing something cursed into the world today.
maybe I'll start working on the Fediverse version of Grindr.
