horny, cursed, 420
I'm watching LotR:FotR (one of my comfort movies) while waiting for the edibles to kick in. I got to the scene where Boromir nicks himself on Narsil, and I somehow got the thought of erotically sucking away the blood and challenging his pretensions to heterosexuality by use of alluring witticism.
I'm not even *in* to Boromir.
Fellowship is *so* much a better movie than 2 and 3. The battles are shorter and more serious/less comedic. The character stuff is better. There's no splitting time between viewpoint characters, so Fellowship can actually use its running time for the main storyline effectively. The scenery is prettier.
It's like the internet, but gayer.